Mayflower.

And we think we have problems here in the Unied States:

From the Daily Mail in England:

The message to the fire brigade is always the same: Come quickly, a poor little pony has got stuck in the mud.

Four times rescuers have raced to the banks of the River Test to help the stricken animal – only to see her happily trot away.The reason for the 999 calls is not that the pony has sunk in the mire, but that she simply has very short legs.

Now her owner is considering putting up a sign outside the field in Southampton advising motorists that she is stocky, not stuck. Sandra Whitcher said the pony, called Mayflower, is a pure-bred 12-year-old Shetland.

'People are always saying she has got stuck in mud. The only problem with putting up a sign is that one day she might actually get stuck and then the fire brigade won't turn up.'Two fire engines and a specialist lifting vehicle were dispatched to Mayflower. According to government estimates, the average cost of the fire brigade attending a false alarm is £1,970.