
Did you?
The 'people election' was not nearly as relevant to me as the Austin Municipal Proposition items, so I tucked elle into the Bjorn and we hiked up to Casis to vote.
We checked off the appropriate boxes on the lengthy ballot, and then we came to the section for the Governor.
Texas has a very weak-governor system, accordingly - we have been blessed with very weak governors.
Who to vote for? The least of all evils? The underdog?
I evaluated the candidates to reach a conclusion on who would be the best use of my vote, and then it struck me - the answer was right in front of me - so, with all polls reporting -- Elle Foster Kozusko has 1 vote.
In comparing her to the competition - it really became quite an easy task:
1. Just like Rick Perry - elle babbles incoherently, has yet to say anything of meaning, and likes men.
2. She has absolutely no experience in politics and has no business being 'in charge' of anything - that takes care of Kinky.
3. No one has any clue who she is, hello Chris Bell.
4. Carol Keeton Rylander Jingleheimer Pocohantas Grandma Strayhorn also needs to wear diapers, so that is a draw.
Maybe I started the campaign a bit too late for this year, but join me in kicking off the candidacy for next time:
Elle for Governor in 2010!
1 comment:
I will be the first to vote for my granddaughter any day.
At least you voted. Good!
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