LL was getting much needed rest, so we got the chance to chat. Since she can't seem to talk yet (what is wrong with her!) It was more of a closed-forum monologue. Anywho, in that bonding session -- I felt that fatherly instinct kick-in, and I made her some promises:
1. Neither her name, school, nor sport, will never be applied to the back of my car.
2. I will make a very strong effort at not using her as a drug mule.
3. I will not tattoo her name across my neck.
4. Cake will fix most problems.
5. Many, many years from know. Likely at her wedding rehearsal dinner - I will tell her the story about her middle name.
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