Topless babes!!

Drunk. Again.

8 Seconds

We purchased this contraption called Bumbo -- I don't fit in the thing, but according to elle - it forces you to sit upright and makes for a fairly challenging workout for someone that weighs 13 lbs. Everytime she gets loaded into Bumbo, she grabs onto the base like she getting to take on the mechanical bull at Gilley's:

The Joker

It may be hard to imagine, but these pictures were taken about 3 seconds apart...the fake pout is becoming one of her favorite faces - usually followed by a super-smile because she realizes that the frown doesn't seem to work:

Best Friends

Be very, very quiet - elle and her new sleeping buddy are catching some shut-eye:

My Fabulous New Dress

I didn't really like the green - now we are feeling pinky!

Great Advice

Gobble, Gobble.

The crew is back - we survived Thanksigving '06 in Alabama.



The biggest development was that the sprout has been renamed Ale, which is the Southern translation of elle.

The menu had a distinct lack of pumpkin-related items, but everyone got along like Pilgrims and Indians.

Who ordered the Tofurky?

Us and the young one are heading off to Alabammy for a heapin' helpin' of hospitality over the next few days...it may seem hard to believe, but the number of wireless cafes in Selma is pretty low - so updates may be spotty until we return this weekend.

Enjoy your bird:

Electric Boogaloo

Since elle is now 3 months and 2 days old - we figured it was time to put her to work. Since she has the potential to be the only person under our roof with a job, we needed to act quick.

Being her legal guardian, I thought it would be best that I function as her career coach and business manager.

I spent most of the day trying to find out what type of employment would suit her skill set and interests...in looking at the want ads, there is not much demand for screaming people, people who throw-up on themselves, or people who regularly pee in their pants. That pretty much crosses-off my first 3 ideas.

Then it hit me! She has been practicing very, very hard on some new spins -- so all we need is some sweet beats and a flattened carboard box - and we are one-step closer to retirement!

Bust a move:

SpongeBob ellePants

Kickin' back in her new chair - watching some 'toons.

3 months?

Already?

Seems like we just bought the little critter a few days ago. Well...some nights it seems like she has been around for 11 years -- but she always makes up for it with her drunken smile.

To the best three months of my life....

Little Houdini

We were told about this blanket, The Swaddle, that takes all of the complication and guesswork out of attempting to create a tiny burrito out of your baby. Once again, Velcro to the rescue. So, elle loved this thing until last week -- she started to discover these dangly things that we call 'arms'. Now, everytime we put the Swaddle into action, she spends the first 10 minutes of bedtime trying to wrangle herself out of our contraption.

Here is a photo of the one-armed bandit after she escaped:

Zat you Santa?

Since the Christmas season now starts around Halloween, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that I saw Santa at Randall's today.

However, in looking at his basket I was a bit disturbed at his purchases: Worcestershire sauce, a slice of cake, pantyhose, and a hammer. Based on his pruchases, I can only guess that he is planning to knock someone out, tie them up, cook them in nice marinade, and finish up the afternoon with some cake.

Advil anyone?

To the best of our knowledge, elle didn't go out drinking Saturday night, but if she did - I imagine that her hangover would look a whole lot like this picture:

A change of blog-clothes...

You haven't heard?

Edamame is the hot color for fall.

Kung-Fu Baby

Note to self: Keep video camera in close reach...

Whack-A-Mole

Who keeps popping their head up...

The Mountains of Busch

Put down that there camera and go on and fetch me another beer...

The wayyyyy back machine

Look what I came across this week - isn't she cute?

Use it or lose it.

Did you?

The 'people election' was not nearly as relevant to me as the Austin Municipal Proposition items, so I tucked elle into the Bjorn and we hiked up to Casis to vote.

We checked off the appropriate boxes on the lengthy ballot, and then we came to the section for the Governor.

Texas has a very weak-governor system, accordingly - we have been blessed with very weak governors.

Who to vote for? The least of all evils? The underdog?

I evaluated the candidates to reach a conclusion on who would be the best use of my vote, and then it struck me - the answer was right in front of me - so, with all polls reporting -- Elle Foster Kozusko has 1 vote.

In comparing her to the competition - it really became quite an easy task:

1. Just like Rick Perry - elle babbles incoherently, has yet to say anything of meaning, and likes men.

2. She has absolutely no experience in politics and has no business being 'in charge' of anything - that takes care of Kinky.

3. No one has any clue who she is, hello Chris Bell.

4. Carol Keeton Rylander Jingleheimer Pocohantas Grandma Strayhorn also needs to wear diapers, so that is a draw.

Maybe I started the campaign a bit too late for this year, but join me in kicking off the candidacy for next time:

Elle for Governor in 2010!