Tarantula!

I'm not sure if you have ever tried to take a picture of a spider - but just like the real thing - they are always running away from you:



Still running...



When the spider gets tired of running, they hop into the getaway vehicle:

Hot Dog! It's Halloween.

Pictures of the your favorite arachnid will be posted in the next few days...in the meantime, here is my vote for the most humiliating costume of the year:

The Party Wagon.

On the assembly line...see if you can pick out the person who seems to know what to do with a hammer:



First test drive:

It's a what?

For those that don't know, we have another Kozusko that is going to hatch in late April.

Also, for those without one - that little pointy thing on the bottom right-hand side of the sonogram appears to be a penis.

According to my research, it is very likely that this means we will be having a boy!

Blue Monster.

In honor of the upcoming Halloweek:

What the Duck?

We have a new disco-ball, color-flashing duck on the farm..

DownsideUp.

Lego my Eggo.

Eat your veggies.

Does ketchup count?

Caged Animal.

Allright.

The Pink Burrito @ 2 months.

Uhhhh...

Why does this cookbook not sound so tasty?

Munch-a-buncha.

Scrub-a-Dub.

Fatal Attraction.

Must. Squeeze. Bunny.
Must. Squeeze. Bunny.
Must. Squeeze. Bunny.

That's Right.

Don't you worry about me...I know I look good:

Moving Pictures.

Blogger has upgraded again...we have video!

Other than smashing into the camera, this is the first successful post on elleTube:

Old Stuff on Baby

In honor of a photo series that didn't quite take off as expected...the little piggie at 4 weeks old:

Una sonrisa.

Saturday. Finally.

The Hood Rat.

YaYaYaYa!

Refrigerator Material.

The first art project that the monkey brought home...

She claims it is a apple-print recreation of the Last Supper - Jesus seems to be on the left.

Slide Up.

Ribbit.

Rerun Sunday.

Harajuku Two.

Labelmaker.

"Let's see - 2.5 grams of saturated fat, no transfats, 22 grams of carbs..."

それはよい

木曜日のよい人々

El Parque

Back at the swings:

No. Way.

Not long after I posted about our margarita parents, this came across my desktop.

The clear, no-contest, absolute Worst Parent award for 2007 goes to...

Saratoga Prostitute Snorted Cocaine Off 2-Month-Old Son

Police have arrested a Saratoga woman in a prostitution bust and they say that woman, Linda Cook, performed sex acts on two men in front of her children and snorted cocaine off of her infant's stomach while breastfeeding him.

Wow. And I felt guilty for not reading elle Moo, Baa, La, La, La last night?

Parents of the Year, Nominee #3

Police say couple left kids in car while they drank margaritas

A man and a woman were arrested Sunday after police said they left their two children in a sport-utility vehicle while drinking margaritas in an Austin-area restaurant.

Austin police said Beatriz Pedroza and Miguel Lopez were each charged with one count of abandoning or endangering a child after they left their 1-year-old boy and 5-month-old girl in a Ford Expedition around 8 p.m. Sunday.

The couple went into Rio Grande restaurant in Hutto and drank margaritas for about a half hour before police were called.

Pedroza said she had been "partying" on Sixth Street in Austin for most of the day and then drove drunk to the Hutto restaurant with the children in the car, according to the affidavit.

"Beatriz stated that she did not regret driving from Austin to Hutto drunk, leaving her children in the car to go inside the restaurant to have a margarita," according to the affidavit.

Happy October!

elle is already trying on Halloween costumes...so far, this is the winner: