NYE2007

Pump it up, Pump it up:

The Christmas Bunny = 2006.

NASCAR.

Look Out!!!

The giant Blue-Handed Monster Baby is on the loose again:

Big Red.

Lovebirds at the grocery store:

The Line Up.

Pick a duck, any duck:

Christmas Morning!

Santa delivered, and she still goes for the duck:

Tracking Santa.

We set-up a pretty basic satellite system to find Santa - we'll keep you posted!

Flashback.

The elf last Christmas:

Where you from?

Brownie.

Cookeezzz.

Hello, Tampa!!

A Little Hungry?

Someone had better open these damn Ritz crackers before I get out a chainsaw!

Chooz, chooz, chooz.

El Osita.

The Polar Bear - 12.06:

Guten Tag.

It's a what? Part 2.0

Well, isn't that interesting.

Do me a favor and look back at my post from about 8 weeks ago: Click Here!

Now that your memory is refreshed...I guess they don't make sonograms like they used to - because we went back yesterday for the 20-week sonogram and the aforementioned boy-parts have suddenly disappeared!

Yup, that's right - another girl in the house.

Her newest portrait is below, now with 100% more vagina!

Unfold Me!

According to the calendar, the bun in the oven is close to 5 months old - if we had a magical, see-through camera - this is what it would look like:

Looks comfy doesn't it?

Santa-Schmanta

I have no idea who you are, why you are wearing a red suit, why you haven't shaved, and why I stood in line for an hour to see you...however, I do see that there is a gigantic plate of cookies of there on the table - and you have about 2 seconds to put me down so I can go eat:

Hey You!

Donde esta Sr. Claus?

Old Spots.

The leopard - taken this time last year:

Scrooge.

Everyone has been Elfed - the cool people are gettin' Scrooged!

Happy Hannukah!

This may not be funny unless you are one of the 3 Jews that read the site...

SantaPop.

Off to school.

Lunchbox? Check.
Dolly? Check.

Moo-Cow.

Where did I put that thing?



I know it's here somewhere?



Arrgghhh!



Ha! Found him!

Busy, busy, busy.

In over my head this week, elle will return soon!

What's Cookin'?

Another day slaving away in the kitchen:

Last December...

Moo.

No elle today...cows are taking over the world:

Caught!

Sure, it isn't *exactly* the cookie-jar....but for elle - a box of new shoes is even better!

Blaaaahhhhhh!

Sprout.

Cardinal Derby.

Thanksgiving Wrap-Up.

Leftover Leopard.

Thanksgiving Week, 2006:

Furby.

We're Stuffed!

Turkey Day.

Time to carve the birdie:

Cheese!

On the floor.

Turkey Week '07.

A short week at school, time with my long-lost family and friends, a freshly-carved Tofurky, and gobs of pumpkin pie...can it get any better:

Reverse.

Miss Hollywood last October:

Smush the Apple!

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep

From 6:30am to 6:30pm, 6 days a week, for 8 weeks straight - this has been the view from the front door...no wonder ellephant hasn't been sleeping:

Think Tough.